The twenty sure fire signs that you are a geek parent:
1.
You know more about Einstein, Hawking, and
Darwin than you do about any athlete.
2.
Your child has spent hours playing with a
chemistry set but the football sits coated in dust in the closet.
3.
You have found yourself excited over finding a
mug with Einstein on it.
4.
You have purchased any of the following books
for your child: the theory of
relativity, anything about space, an algebra book, a chemistry book, or
anything pertaining to the periodic table.
5.
You think that ThinkGeek.com is the best website
ever made.
6.
You have uttered the phrase “Please get your
experiment off the table so we can eat.”
7.
You find yourself reading NASA’s latest news and
getting excited.
8.
You have set your DVR to record all the episodes
of Myth Busters, Through the Wormhole, Big Bang Theory, Dr. Who, and Strange
Planet.
9.
You run out of DVR space because you have recorded
too many of the above mentioned programs.
10.
You actually get excited when your child's schedule includes any of the following: physics, algebra, chemistry, biology, calculus, or any other subject that would give you hives!
11.
You know the periodic table song by heart and
sing it often.
12.
You get excited about upcoming video game
release dates.
13.
You actually spend time searching those release
dates.
14.
GameStop calls you to tell you about a change in
the release date!
15.
You are on a first name basis with all the
managers of GameStop, Hobby Town, and the comic book store.
16.
Your child has told you not to be worried if you
hear a big boom and you don’t!
17.
You can quote Albert Einstein.
18.
You find yourself explaining the theory of
relativity to a perfect stranger.
19.
You fully understand what Sheldon Cooper talks
about because you have had a similar conversation with your child.
20.
You are proud to wear, read, or watch anything with
the word geek in it!
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